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Women's Black Vestment of Valour T-Shirt

Women's Black Vestment of Valour T-Shirt

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When worn, the Black Vestment of Valour will infuse its wearer with the ability of Staggering Strength*.

Staggering Strength must be used sparingly, as the capacity to lift a fully laden wheelie bin up and over a curb, should not be trifled with. Being covered in bin juice is a serious matter.

Attired together with the White Vestment of Valour, they combine to give One the ability to take on Geoffrey and his arthritic dog.**

* Not to be used in conjunction with any other Strength enhancement item, as this may result in "minor" breast saggage.

** Pensioners and their dogs should be approached with caution at all times.

#Virtuosities! on social media and let others know what amazing new abilities you’ve discovered while wearing your, Black Vestment of Valour.

100% combed and ring-spun cotton.

Ships from the closest available fulfilment centre to the delivery address provided.

Size Guide

  S M L XL 2XL
Length (cm) 66.68 67.95 69.53 71.12 72.71
Half Chest (cm) 40.64 42.55 45.09 47.63 50.17

  S M L XL 2XL
Length (inch) 26.25 26.75 27.38 28.00 28.63
Half Chest (inch) 16.00 16.75 17.75 18.75 19.75

Care Instructions

Wash Machine, warm, inside out, similar colours
Tumble Dry Low
Bleach Only non-chlorine
Dry Clean Do not dry clean
Iron Do not iron
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