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Men's/Unisex Black Vestment of Valour T-Shirt
Men's/Unisex Black Vestment of Valour T-Shirt
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When worn, the Black Vestment of Valour will infuse its wearer with the ability of Staggering Strength*.
Staggering Strength must be used sparingly, as the capacity to lift a fully laden wheelie bin up and over a curb, should not be trifled with. Being covered in bin juice is a serious matter.
Attired together with the White Vestment of Valour, they combine to give One the ability to take on Geoffrey and his arthritic dog.**
* Not to be used in conjunction with any other Strength enhancement item, as this may cause some genital diminishing.
** Pensioners and their dogs should be approached with caution at all times.
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100% combed and ring-spun cotton.
Ships from the closest available fulfilment centre to the delivery address provided.
Size Guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (cm) | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 |
| Half Chest (cm) | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (inch) | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Half Chest (inch) | 18.11 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
Care Instructions
| Wash | Machine, warm, inside out, similar colours |
| Tumble Dry | Low |
| Bleach | Only non-chlorine |
| Dry Clean | Do not dry clean |
| Iron | Do not iron |
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Pricing
Product prices are set in U.S. dollars.
Any fluctuation in prices for local currencies is due to the varying exchange rate.